As promised, thus begins the "Be Safe with Mary" series, Thomas Smith, Producer/Videographer
Because of the charming way in which I wheeze when I giggle, some of my audio is difficult to discern. A couple of lines are transcripted here.
TS: Do you think the helmet makes you a better poker player?
MM: Yes, I'm pretty sure it does.
TS: So you've noticed a decline in head injuries, is that right?
MM: I almost never hurt myself playing poker anymore.
Episode 2: (Turns out Thomas ain't so good at countin'.)
Note: For the record, no inebrients were consumed prior to the making of this video. I am not even shitting you.